why is your dog zaboomafoo
I don’t go thru ppls pictures on their phone cause I wasn’t raised in the jungle
this is literally the greatest subtitling job that has ever been done. someone learned how to speak cat.
So I don’t get texts of “good morning beautiful” but I do have a friend who spams me snapchats of her dog to wake up to, so who’s the real winner here
Jesus Christ you guys.
If you wish to make waffles from scratch, you must first invent the universe.
Cartography of the Moon’s visible side .
for my mind misgives
some consequence yet hanging in the stars
shall bitterly begin his fearful date
with this night’s revels and expire the term
of a despised life closed in my breast
by some vile forfeit of untimely death
Chris Pratt for Entertainment Weekly