twinkletarsals:

why is your dog zaboomafoo 

twinkletarsals:

why is your dog zaboomafoo 




souljagirl617:

I don’t go thru ppls pictures on their phone cause I wasn’t raised in the jungle


darknessbloodyshadow123:

cloudsinmycoffee9:

this is literally the greatest subtitling job that has ever been done. someone learned how to speak cat.

*laughs irl*


amelia-rayshen:

So I don’t get texts of “good morning beautiful” but I do have a friend who spams me snapchats of her dog to wake up to, so who’s the real winner here


jtotheizzoe:

astrotastic:

Jesus Christ you guys.

If you wish to make waffles from scratch, you must first invent the universe.



Cartography of the Moon’s visible side .

Cartography of the Moon’s visible side .




for my mind misgives
some consequence yet hanging in the stars
shall bitterly begin his fearful date
with this night’s revels and expire the term
of a despised life closed in my breast
by some vile forfeit of untimely death


wintersoldiersass:

Chris Pratt for Entertainment Weekly




These pros ain’t loyal.

These pros ain’t loyal.